craziness confession: Whenever I eat fish, I have to make sure that there’s a telephone in the kitchen.

9 Nov

Whenever I eat fish with bones, I have to make sure that the cordless telephone in my kitchen is really there before I can start eating, because I’m scared I’m going to miss a fish bone in my mouth when I’m chewing/picking them out, and I’ll swallow one and it’ll get stuck in my throat and I’ll choke and die, so there has to be a telephone nearby that I can run over to when I’m choking so I can at least dial 911 before I die so I might have one last chance of survival.

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