On Slippers, or Respectable Ways of Becoming Famous

On Slippers, or Respectable Ways of Becoming Famous, by The Understander.

This post is so funny and it made my day! (read it first before reading my post, so you’ll understand more of what I’m talking about 🙂 )

I do agree with wearing slippers inside, though, for many of those instances. But slippers always come off as really annoying for me, because the bottom is flat and I don’t like it — I really like being able to move my feet around and not feel like I’m wearing something hard on my feet. Also, who wants to wear shoes on their feet at HOME?

However, when the weather does get too cold for walking around barefoot or my thin little ankle socks just aren’t cutting it, I usually turn to wearing my super-fuzzy reindeer slippers. 🙂 I’m 15, so perhaps I would fall the un-normal, ironically cute, silly, and slightly-a-bit-too-wacko syndrome category, and I’m obviously being too silly and wacko in real life, and am secretly (my friends sure won’t admit it) being  ostracized by everyone I know and creep them all out. 😉 (LOL THAT’S ACTUALLY PROBABLY TRUE HAHAHAHA -___-)

The problem for slippers with me is that I normally am preoccupied in my musings and profound thoughts about life, that I would accidentally kick them off somewhere, and never remember them until the next time my feet got cold, and then one would probably see a crazy girl with cold feet, ready to murder someone (think the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland), screaming out in anger and frustration for her super-fuzzy reindeer slippers to heed her call and appear out of thin air onto her royal freezing feet, but never finding them ever again (“OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!”…oh dear). (That’s usually what happens.)

So for me, as much as I like my reindeer slippers, socks (for cool weather) and warm, long, fuzzy socks (for poor and miserable feet-murdering biting-cold weather) it is.

hmm. so today my English teacher, Mr. Holland (who loves his Cheez-its, as you will soon learn more of) was talking about Odes in class. This was on the board:

Ode to A Cheez-it

Ah, Cheez-its,

Those light and golden squares.

The second I pop one in my mouth,

A delighted smile plays on my lips

I am ready to take on the world.

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Mr. Holland is hilarious! hahhaaahaah he is incredibly serious about his cheez-its. especially the white cheddar kind.

Funny how people only start listening when you’re dead.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows (the POEM!! :D)

Fluffy Unicorns

Dancing in Candy Mountain

On smiling rainbows.

An amazing, awesome, cute and funny poem about Pancakes from Heaven and Hell by a friend, Lillian.

Pancakes from Heaven are fluffy and light,

While pancakes from Hell are charred black as the night.

Look at your plate and you can easily tell.

Whether your pancakes are from Heaven or Hell.

 

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I got reminded of this awesome poem by Lillian when Pooji, Erin, and I were making pancakes for breakfast during camping.

It was pooji and my first time making pancakes! Most (if not all) pancakes we made (not erin’s) are from HELL!! 😀

wow i really feel sorry for the people who had to eat our terrible pancakes….>.>

Peanuts. (a random poem i wrote with my friend, Erin, on a roadtrip. about…omg, PEANUTS! XD how amazing and insightful.)

The crunchy goodness

Stuck in tiny crevices

And also Snoopy. (this line used to be: Good source of protein. 😉 but Snoopy’s awesomer!!)